Quiz 1:
Who Owns Whom?
Original Author Unknown

1. Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?

2. Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?

3. Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?

4. Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand?

5 Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter?

6. Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?

7. Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?

8. Do you kiss your cat on the lips?

9. Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your spoon?

10. Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat?
Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?

11. Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?

12. Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?

13. Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat?

14. Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?

15. Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?

16. Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas?

17. Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse?

18. Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card?

19. Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?

20. Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television?


1-3: You must be a dog person
4-5: You are still in control
6-10: Well on your way to being owned
11-13: You are definitely owned by Kats
14+: Do you fetch HIS slippers?

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