Who Owns Whom?
1. Do you select
your friends based on how well your cats like them?
2. Does your desire
to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
3. Do you buy more
than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
4. Do you scoop
out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the
box with the scoop in your hand?
5 Do you think it's
cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the
6. Do you admit to
non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
7. Do you sleep in
the same position all night because it annoys your cats
when you move?
8. Do you kiss your
cat on the lips?
9. Do you feed your
cat tidbits from the table with your spoon?
10. Does your
cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat?
Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?
11. Do you have
more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in
12. Do you watch
bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
13. Did you buy a
video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain
14. Will you stand
at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while
your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or
15. Would you
rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out
on a bad date?
16. Do you give
your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas?
17. Do you spend
more for your cat than you do for your spouse?
18. Do the
Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on
Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card?
19. Do you put off
making the bed until the cat gets up?
20. Does your cat
eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched
the same commercial on television?
1-3: You must be a
4-5: You are still in control
6-10: Well on your way to being owned
11-13: You are definitely owned by Kats
14+: Do you fetch HIS slippers?